Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Is that your terror document, sir?

Anti-terror police charge eight. Among the charges against the eight is the crime of:

"Possessing a reconnaissance plan of the Prudential Building in New Jersey."

Yup, expect all architects' offices to be under military guard soon, and anyone who wants plans from the local council to be locked up immediately. Our buildings are now the territory, and are to be used and viewed in much the same way as a battle commander would survey the natural habitat before a fight. As such, only outlaws need to know how buildings are made, once construction has been reclassified entirely as an MoD task.

Do you see where this is going?

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