Wednesday, October 20, 2004

McSalad, coming through your door soon...

More BBC. MacDonalds is switching to posting crap through your letterbox. But - get this - it's not junk mail, oh no...

"'We take issue with the term junk mail, ' says [McD spokeswoman] Ms Pierce. 'This is not junk mail. It is a booklet, not a leaflet or flyer. It is high quality and will stand out.'"

No Ms McD, I tend to define "junk" as "unwanted", not as "how much cash has been spent on it". If I find one plonking onto my doormat in the morning, I'll be forced to spend the rest of the day tracking down Ronald McDonald to show which slot he can shove it in.

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