"Jet Li attacks China film censors"
Cue scenes of Jet breaking into movie HQ and kickchopping the head of media content through a 100th-storey window. But no. Jet has put away his sword, and instead "voices frustration". On his blog.
Here's what we're gonna do: Martial arts films can replace their fight scenes with flamewars and on-line blogrolls, so long as the House of Commons gets some wires installed and has to-the-death wuxia combat to determine policy.
Then, just maybe, the world will start to make sense.