Somewhere deep in Google HQ, the pagerank monster stirred ceaselessly in its nest, broken from its dreams by yet another jolt of electrical lucidity. Judgment time. Like a seven-headed apocalypse the monster emitted a half roar, and half bellied-laughter that shook the server room's cables. Another day, another link to the Daily Mail.
A mayonnaise advert showing two men kissing has been withdrawn after it led to more than 200 complaints.
"...some parents were angry that they had been forced to explain same-sex relationships to their youngsters who asked them about the ad."
Great British Blinkers go Bonkers, more like.